We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now -
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"We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"
Starring Rachel Bloom and Vincent Rodriguez III
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Aline Brosh McKenna
Rebecca:
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW
IT WOULD COMPLICATE THE SITUATION.
Josh:
IT’S THE ADULT THING TO NOT HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW
WE HAVE THE COMMON SENSE NOT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW.
Rebecca:
I NEED TIME TO REFLECT—
Josh:
AND I’M IN A REALLY WEIRD PLACE.
Rebecca:
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HAVIN’ SEX RIGHT NOW.
Josh:
SO GOOD TO BE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW.
Rebecca + Josh:
WHAT MAKES IT SO GOOD IS WE JUST SAID WE SHOULDN’T BE HAVIN’ SEX RIGHT NOW.
Josh:
BUT NOW WE CAN’T STOP HAVIN’ SEX RIGHT NOW.
Rebecca:
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE WEIRDER TO STOP HAVIN’ SEX.
Josh:
SUCH A GOOD POINT, WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST FINISH.
(instrumental break)
Josh:
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT HAVE SEX AGAIN.
Rebecca:
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT HAVE SEX AGAIN.
WHAT ARE WE, BONOBOS IN A TREE?
Josh:
THERE’S NO REASON TO HAVE SEX AGAIN/ BUT I'LL BE READY TO GO AGAIN IN TEN.
Rebecca:
OK, WHAT IF WE SAY THIS IS THE LAST SEX NIGHT?
Josh:
IT’S LIKE IN MOVIES WHEN ROBBERS DO ONE LAST HEIST
Rebecca:
THIS NIGHT WILL BE OUR LAST SEX HEIST
Josh:
BUT THEN AGAIN, THOSE MOVIES ALWAYS GET A SEQUEL...